The Red dragon - 2003
Directed by: Brett Ratner.
Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Harvey Keitel, Ralph Fiennes, Emily Watson
"Requested investigation...."
28 days later - 2003
Directed by: Danny Boyle.
Starring: Cillian Murphy, Maomie Harris, Megan Burns
"Requested investigation...."
Resident evil - 2002
Directed by: Paul W.S. Anderson.
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez
"Michelle Rodriguez has obviously attended the Steven Seagal school of one expression."
Spy game - 2002
Directed by: Tony Scott.
Starring: Robert Redford, Brad Pitt, Catherine McCormack
"Spy game was released to mass indifference!"
Soul survivors - 2002
Directed by: Steve Carpenter.
Starring: Casey Affleck, Wes Bentley, Melissa Sagemiller, Eliza Dushku
"What's wrong with you Steve, do you hate us!"
Eight legged freaks - 2002
Directed by: Ellory Elkyam.
Starring: David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Doug E. Doug
"I haven't had so much fun since Gremlins!"
Insomnia - 2002
Directed by: Christopher Nolan.
Starring: Al Pacino, Hilary Swank, Robin Williams
"Dark, twisted and often times enjoyable!"
Panic Room - 2002
Directed by: David Fincher.
Starring: Jodie Foster, Forest Whittaker, Jared Leto
"Requested investigation..."
Mulholland drive - 2002
Directed by: David Lynch.
Starring: Naomi Watts, Laura Elena Harring, Justin Theroux, Ann Miller
"Extremely close to perfection."
Die another day - 2002
Directed by: Lee Tamahori.
Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens, Rosamund Pike, Rick Yune, John Cleese, Judi Dench
"Requested investigation..."
Black hawk down - 2002
Directed by: Ridley Scott.
Starring: Ewan Mcgregor, Josh Hartnett, Tom Sizemore
"Just a bunch of brits making total asses of themselves."
The Last castle - 2002
Directed by: Rod Lurie.
Starring: Robert Redford, James Gandolfini, Mark Ruffalo, Delroy Lindo
"The Men in prison movie franchise never really worked."
Spider-man - 2002
Directed by: Sam Raimi.
Starring: Tobey Macguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe
"Bring on a zillion sequels, just don't hire Joel Schumacher to do it."
Gangs of New York - 2002
Directed by: Martin Scorsese.
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day-Lewis, Cameron Diaz
"Requested investigation....."
Minority report - 2002
Directed by: Steven Spielberg.
Starring: Tom Cruise, Samantha Morton, Max von Sydow
"Requested investigation........"
Planet of the Apes - 2001
Directed by: Tim Burton.
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Estella Warren
"Tim Burton is a master storyteller [...] and Rick Baker is still the man!"
Jeepers creepers - 2001
Directed by: Victor Salva.
Starring: Justin Long, Gina Philips, Patricia Belcher
"the doo-doo of a 1000 elephants wrapped and sold as a movie."
Final Fantasy: The Spirits within - 2001
Directed by: Some Japanese dude.
Starring: Mingh-Na, Alec Baldwin, Donald Sutherland, Ving Rhames
"Some CGI splatter would probably spice things up!"
Joy ride - 2001
Directed by: John Dahl.
Starring: Leelee Sobieski, Paul Walker, Steve Zahn
"two imbecile brothers are joined by a female nitwit to up the stakes"
Unbreakable - 2001
Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan.
Starring: Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Robin Wright Penn
"Would fit perfectly in a toy store... get it?"
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - 2001
Directed by: Peter Jackson.
Starring: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen, Cate Blanchett
"Is it just me or has Peter Jackson gone soft."
Blow - 2001
Directed by: Ted Demme.
Starring: Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Paul Reubens, Ray Liotta
"Really nothing more than the story of a loser..."
A.I. Artificial intelligence - 2001
Directed by: Steven Spielberg.
Starring: Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law, Frances O'Connor, William Hurt
"This is roadkill, rotting on the dual carriageway of despair."
The Pledge - 2001
Directed by: Sean Penn.
Starring: Jack Nicholson, Aaron Eckhart, Robin Wright Penn, Sam Shepard
"Not for fans of Michael Bay popcorn drivel"
Pearl harbor - 2001
Directed by: Michael Bay.
Starring: Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale, Cuba Gooding Jr.
"Melrose place and Top gun mixed together in a 3 hour long hellride."
The Mummy returns - 2001
Directed by: Stephen Sommers.
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, The Rock
"A nude mummy doesn't really do it for me"
Ocean's eleven - 2001
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh.
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Don Cheadle
"Halle Berry had her prize, so Julia what will it take?"
The Glass house - 2001
Directed by: Daniel Sackheim.
Starring: Leelee Sobieski, Diane Lane, Stellan Skarsgård, Bruce Dern
"I didn't wanna see it, and when I did I wish I hadn't"
Behind enemy lines - 2001
Directed by: John Moore.
Starring: Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman, Joaquim De Almeida, David Keith, Olek Krupa
"O.K. so Americans love their country, we get it!"
Lara Croft: Tomb raider - 2001
Directed by: Simon West.
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, Daniel Craig
"This is what you'll notice: breasts, lips, breasts, lips and breasts"
15 minutes - 2001
Directed by: John Herzefeld.
Starring: Robert de Niro, Edward Burns, Kelsey Grammer, Avery Brooks
"Movies with a 'message' suck!"
Miss Congeniality - 2001
Directed by: Donald Petrie.
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen
"...Miss Annoying..."
Evolution - 2001
Directed by: Ivan Reitman.
Starring: David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, Julianne Moore, Seann William Scott
"A great hangover picture."
The Mexican - 2001
Directed by: Gore Verbinski.
Starring: Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, James Gandolfini
"I can't even think about this film without dozing off."
The One - 2001
Directed by: James Wong.
Starring: Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Carla Gugino, Jason Statham
"for slow-mo sci-fi wankers"
Don't say a word - 2001
Directed by: Gary Fleder.
Starring: Michael Douglas, Sean Bean, Brittany Murphy, Famke Janssen
"I saw it yesterday, but I can hardly remember jack-shit."
Kiss of the Dragon - 2001
Directed by: Chris Nahon.
Starring: Jet Li, Bridget Fonda, Tcheky Karyo
"Jet Li, you're entering Steven Seagal land."
A knight's tale - 2001
Directed by: Brian Helgeland.
Starring: Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell
"Keanu Reeves could probably do all the parts blindfolded"
From hell - 2001
Directed by: Allen & Albert Hughes.
Starring: Johnny Depp, Heather Graham, Jason Flemyng
"Lots of gore, often times graphic. Yippi!"
Training day - 2001
Directed by: Antoine Fuqua.
Starring: Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke, Dr. Dre
"All bad ass motherfuckers have a girlfriend who is constantly naked."
Freddie got fingered - 2001
Directed by: Tom Green.
Starring: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Julie Hagerty
"Even porn-mongers reject this crap!"
The Others - 2001
Directed by: Alejandro Amenabar.
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Fionnula Flanagan, Christopher Eccleston
"A violent ghost movie, now ther's a thought!"
Driven - 2001
Directed by: Renny Harlin.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Kip Pardue, Burt Reynolds, Estella Warren
"Sly looks like he has terminal gas pains."
Exit wounds - 2001
Directed by: Andrzej Bartkowiak.
Starring: Steven Seagal, Dmx, Isaiah Washington, Bill Duke, Tom Arnold
"A fucking tape-worm has more brains than this."
The Fast & the furious - 2001
Directed by: Rob Cohen.
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez
"..if you don't fancy cars, there's nothing really in here for you."
Jurassic park 3 - 2001
Directed by: Joe Johnston.
Starring: Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola
"they may as well have [...] handed the dinosaurs a knife and fork"
One night at McCool's - 2001
Directed by: Harald Zwart.
Starring: Liv Tyler, Matt Dillon, John Goodman, Paul Reiser, Michael Douglas
"One night at McBoring's is more appropriate."
Along came a spider - 2001
Directed by: Lee Tamahori.
Starring: Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter, Michael Wincott, Penelope Ann Miller
"it will teach you what not to do if you decide to kidnap a senator's daughter"
The Score - 2001
Directed by: Frank Oz.
Starring: Robert De Niro, Edward Norton, Marlon Brando, Angela Bassett
"Watching these guys go to work, must really petrify Keanu Reeves."
Domestic disturbance - 2001
Directed by: Harold Becker.
Starring: John Travolta, Vince Vaughn, Teri Polo, Matt O'Leary
"As scary as a couple of rabbits playing in a field."
Enemy at the gates - 2001
Directed by: Jean-Jacques Annaud.
Starring: Joseph Fiennes, Jude Law, Rachel Weisz, Bob Hoskins, Ed Harris
"Lots of suspense and shooting, and a little lovin' for the women."
Bandits - 2001
Directed by: Barry Levinson.
Starring: Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchett
"Barry, what's with the fucking soundtrack!"
Cast away - 2001
Directed by: Robert Zemeckis.
Starring: Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt, Nick Searcy
"...the least you could do is throw in some flesh-eating zombies..."
Swordfish - 2001
Directed by: Dominic Sena.
Starring: John Travolta, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Don Cheadle
"So Miss Berry... was it worth it?"
The Contender - 2000
Directed by: Rod Lurie.
Starring: Gary Oldman, Joan Allen, Jeff Bridges, Christian Slater, William Petersen
"...a little too righteous and good at heart."
Get Carter - 2000
Directed by: Stephen Kay.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Miranda Richardson, Mickey Rourke, Michael Caine
"... that Rocky guy really bugs me."
O brother where art thou? - 2000
Directed by: Joel & Ethan Coen.
Starring: George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, Holly Hunter, John Goodman
"I have yet to see an actor give a lousy performance in a Coen film."
Shaft 2000 - 2000
Directed by: John Singleton.
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Christian Bale, Dan Hedaya, Toni Colette, Richard Roundtree
"What's next? [...] a Starsky & Hutch movie starring Brad Pitt and Val Kilmer..."
High fidelity - 2000
Directed by: Stephen Frears.
Starring: John Cusack, Jack Black (yep, that's his name), Iben Hjejle, Todd louiso, Lisa Bonet
"I got 3 words for you, Marvin fucking Gaye."
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon - 2000
Directed by: Ang Lee.
Starring: Chow Yun Fat, Michelle Yeoh, Chang Chen, Zhang Ziyi
"...martial art hasn't been this cool since Bruce Lee died."
Mission: Impossible 2 - 2000
Directed by: John Woo.
Starring: Tom "I'm not gay" Cruise, Dougray Scott, Thandie Newton, Ving Rhames
"Cruise doesn't even look cool in sunglasses."
Meet the parents - 2000
Directed by: Jay Roach.
Starring: Robert de Niro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson
"...maybe the Farrelly bros. should have directed it?"
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 - 2000
Directed by: Joe Berlinger.
Starring: Nobody you're ever likely to see again
"Hey Joe, did you think you we're gonna scare us with this shit..."
The Cell - 2000
Directed by: Tarseem Singh.
Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'onofrio
"...now how dumb is that?"
Hannibal - 2000
Directed by: Ridley Scott.
Starring: Anthony Hopkins, Julianne Moore, Ray Liotta, Giancarlo Giannini
"This movie is a train-ride to Hell without ice-cubes in your gin/tonic."
Vertical limit - 2000
Directed by: Martin Campbell.
Starring: Chris O'donnell, Bill Paxton, Robin Tunney, Scott Glenn
"like überpreppie O'donnell wouldn't piss his pants while climbing a floppy disc"
The 6th day - 2000
Directed by: Roger Spottiswoode.
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Robert Duvall, Tony Goldwyn
"Arnie's general lack of acting abilities becomes clear when there's two of him..."
Snatch - 2000
Directed by: Guy Ritchie.
Starring: Jason Statham, Benicio del Toro, Alan Ford, Brad Pitt, Dennis Farina, Vinnie Jones
"Filled with tea drinking motherfuckers..."
X-men the movie - 2000
Directed by: Bryan Singer.
Starring: Patrick Stewart, Famke Jansen, Ian Mckellan, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman
"Where the fuck is the sequel???"
U-571 - 2000
Directed by: Jonathan Mostow.
Starring: Bill Paxton, Matthew Mcconaughey, Harvey Keitel, Jon Bon Jovi????
"Harvey Keitel, [...] you've got some explaining to do."
What lies beneath - 2000
Directed by: Robert Zemeckis.
Starring: Harrison Ford, Michelle Pfeiffer, Diana Scarwid, James Remar
"...an o.k way to spend two hours..."
Memento - 2000
Directed by: Christopher Nolan.
Starring: Guy Pearce, Carrie-Anne Moss, Joe Pantoliano
"Some people just pick the coolest roles, keep it up Carrie-Anne."
The Perfect storm - 2000
Directed by: Wolfgang Petersen.
Starring: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Diane Lane, John C. Reilly, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
"The first fishploitation..."
AntiTrust - 2000
Directed by: Peter Howitt.
Starring: Ryan Philippe, Tim Robbins, Claire Forlani, Rachel Leigh Cook
"I'll tattoo 'bad judgement' on Tim Robbins' large forehead..."
The Patriot - 2000
Directed by: Roland Emmerich.
Starring: Mel Gibson, Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, Chris Cooper
"Enough is enough, Roland!"
Hollow Man - 2000
Directed by: Paul Verhoeven.
Starring: Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens
"This movie is just like the title predicts..."
Reindeer games - 2000
Directed by: John Frankenheimer.
Starring: Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron, Dennis Farina
"Ben Affleck in prison? Come on, he would be somebody's bitch within the hour!"
Proof of life - 2000
Directed by: Taylor Hackford.
Starring: Meg Ryan, Russell Crowe, David Morse, Pamela Reed, David Caruso
"Does Taylor Hackford have a hard-on for threesomes?"
The Way of the gun - 2000
Directed by: Christopher Mcquarrie.
Starring: Ryan Phillippe, Benicio del Toro, Juliette Lewis, Taye Diggs, James Caan
"...this is one of those sensitive macho films."
Gone in 60 seconds - 2000
Directed by: Dominic Sena.
Starring: Nicholas Cage, Giovanni Ribisi, Cristopher Eccleston, Angelina Jolie, Robert Duvall
"...somehow none of them seems embarrased to be a part of this stinker..."
The Gift - 2000
Directed by: Sam Raimi.
Starring: Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi, Keanu Reeves, Hilary Swank
"Even Keanu Reeves is good in this movie?!"
Nurse Betty - 2000
Directed by: Neil Labute.
Starring: Renée Zellweger, Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock, Greg Kinnear
"...you can rest assured it all ends well."
Me, myself & Irene - 2000
Directed by: Bobby & Peter Farrelly.
Starring: Jim Carrey, Renée Zellweger, Chris Cooper, Robert Forster
"...in the arms of the wrong directors this could have turned out really cheesy."
Traffic - 2000
Directed by: Steven Soderbergh.
Starring: Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle, Benicio Del Toro, Dennis Quaid, Catherine Zeta-Jones
"...chances are good that Zeta-Jones will bug the hell out of you."
Urban Legends 2 - 2000
Directed by: John Ottman.
Starring: Jennifer Morrison, Matthew Davis, Hart Bochner, Joseph Lawrence
"...go to your local video store and burn it in front of the clerk."
Final Destination - 2000
Directed by: James Wong.
Starring: Devon Sawa, Sean W. Scott, and a shit-load of other annoying teenagers
"...next time Mr. Wong you make a porn."
Get ready to be Boyzvoiced - 2000
Directed by: Mathias Fûrst, Henrik Elvestad, Espen Eckbo.
Starring: Espen Eckbo, Henrik Elvestad
"The boyband version of Spinal tap"
Ghosts of Mars - 2000
Directed by: John Carpenter.
Starring: Natasha Henstridge, Ice Cube, Jason Statham, Joanna Cassidy
"Ghost of Mars provides you with a one-way ticket to slumberland."
The Yards - 2000
Directed by: James Gray.
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix, Charlize Theron, James Caan
"... would have gone unnoticed, if it hadn't been for all the great acting."
Red planet - 2000
Directed by: Antony Hoffman.
Starring: Val Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss, Tom sizemore, Benjamin Bratt
"... they forgot the most important thing; the monster..."
Mission to Mars - 2000
Directed by: Brian de Palma.
Starring: Gary Sinise, Don Cheadle, Tim Robbins, Kim Delaney
"...just too bad they don't have shit to work with."
The Watcher - 2000
Directed by: Joe Charbanic.
Starring: James Spader, Keanu Reeves, Marisa Tomei, Ernie Hudson
"... a quite enjoyable little serial killer flick..."
Charlie's Angels - 2000
Directed by: McG.
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray
"This is the pits..."
Three kings - 1999
Directed by: David O.Russell.
Starring: George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube, Spike Jonze
"A clever film with a smooth blend of humor, violence and satire."
Fight Club - 1999
Directed by: David Fincher.
Starring: Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Helene Bonham Carter, Jared Leto
"Edward Norton [...] makes up for Brad Pitts acting inadequacies."
Pitch black - 1999
Directed by: David Twohy.
Starring: Vin Diesel, Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Keith David
"...following proud in the footsteps of Ripley."
Sleepy Hollow - 1999
Directed by: Tim Burton.
Starring: Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson, Michael Gambon, Christopher Walken
"Finding that headless actor must've been hard"
Jackie Brown - 1997
Directed by: Quentin Tarantino.
Starring: Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert de Niro, Bridget Fonda, Robert Forster, Michael Keaton
"...I would like to get that "chicks with guns" video that they're watching. Hot stuff!"
L.A. Confidential - 1997
Directed by: Curtis Hanson.
Starring: Kevin Spacey, Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Kim Basinger, Danny de Vito
"Very brutal and dark spirited, just the way we like it."
Cop Land - 1997
Directed by: James Mangold.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Harvey Keitel, Ray Liotta, Annabella Sciorra, Robert De Niro
"Harvey Keitel actually keeps his clothes on for a change, thank god!"
Hard rain - 1997
Directed by: Mikael Salomon.
Starring: Morgan Freeman, Cristian Slater, Minnie Driver, Randy Quaid
"There's a lot of chasing going on in this film!"
From dusk till dawn - 1996
Directed by: Robert Rodriguez.
Starring: Harvey Keitel, George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Juliette Lewis
"I wish fucking Tarantino would keep his star-crazed ass behind the camera..."
Donnie Brasco - 1996
Directed by: Mike Newell.
Starring: Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Anne Heche, Michael Madsen, Bruno Kirby, James Russo
"Al, I forgive you for starring in 'Scent of a woman'..."
The Frighteners - 1996
Directed by: Peter Jackson.
Starring: Michael J. Fox, Trini Alvarado, Peter Dobson, Jeffrey Combs, Jake Busey
"...Michael J. Fox is actually very good."
The Quick and the dead - 1995
Directed by: Sam Raimi.
Starring: Sharon Stone, Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio
"A wonderful cast, except of course for Ms. Stone!"
The Usual Suspects - 1995
Directed by: Bryan Singer.
Starring: Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Pollak, Chazz Palminteri, Stephen Baldwin
"... 5 points just for messing with people's minds."
Se7en - 1995
Directed by: David Fincher.
Starring: Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey
"...this film is way to good for him to fuck it up."
Strange days - 1995
Directed by: Kathryn Bigelow.
Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Angela Basset, Juliette Lewis, Tom Sizemore
"That Lewis chick is mucho annoying!"
Carlito's way - 1993
Directed by: Brian De Palma.
Starring: Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller
"Penelope Ann Miller is HOT in this movie."
Showdown in Little Tokyo - 1993
Directed by: Mark L. Lester.
Starring: Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Tia Carrere, and her body double
"You've seen it a million times before, just never this dumb."
The Music of chance - 1993
Directed by: Philip Haas.
Starring: James Spader, Mandy Patinkin, M. Emmet Walsh, Charles Durning
"No women in this film guys!"
Man bites dog - 1993
Directed by: Remy Belvaux, Andre Bonzel, Benoit Poelvoorde.
Starring: Remy Belvaux, Andre Bonzel, Benoit Poelvoorde
"The main character is one mean fucker!"
Bad lieutenant - 1992
Directed by: Abel Ferrara.
Starring: Harvey Keitel, Victor Argo, Paul Calderone, Victoria Bastel
"...filled with grotesque sexual situations, not intended for seekers of the subtle."
Innocent blood - 1992
Directed by: John Landis.
Starring: Anne Parrilaud, Anthony Lapaglia, Robert Loggia
"More blood than a night in with the Marquis de Sade."
The Silence of the lambs - 1991
Directed by: Jonathan Demme.
Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine
"Winning an oscar playing a cannibal must have been quite surreal."
State of Grace - 1990
Directed by: Phil Joanou.
Starring: Sean Penn, Ed Harris, Gary Oldman, Robin Wright, John Turturro
"...must be an outtake from one of Tarantino's wet dreams."
Jacob's Ladder - 1990
Directed by: Adrian Lyne.
Starring: Tim Robbins, Elisabeth Pená, Danny Aiello, Jason Alexander
"On the same level as "Flatliners" and "Ghost", totally irritating."
Goodfellas - 1990
Directed by: Martin Scorsese.
Starring: Ray Liotta, Lorraine Bracco, Joe Pesci, Robert de Niro, Paul Sorvino
"The violence is necessarily harsh..."
Johnny Handsome - 1989
Directed by: Walter Hill.
Starring: Mickey Rourke, Ellen Barkin, Lance Henriksen, Morgan Freeman
"Requested investigation......"
Tremors - 1989
Directed by: Ron Underwood.
Starring: Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter, Michael Gross, Reba McEntire
"...with all the campy nonsense we all love to hate."
Meet the Feebles - 1989
Directed by: Peter Jackson.
Starring: the Muppets
"Puppets and sex is a match made in heaven..."
Colors - 1988
Directed by: Dennis Hopper.
Starring: Sean Penn, Robert Duvall, Maria Conchita Alonso
"A very realistic and entertaining film that has all the landmarks of a classic"
Kill squad - 1988
Directed by: Patrick G.Donahue.
Starring: A bunch of nobodies
"Is it bad acting when there's no script?"
Killer Klowns from outer space - 1988
Directed by: Stephen Chiodo.
Starring: Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon
"...how the hell do you get funding for something like this?"
The Blob - 1988
Directed by: Chuck Russell.
Starring: Kevin Dillon, Shawnee Smith, Donovan Leitch, Jeffrey deMunn
"One of the finest remakes of a "bad" movie."
Brain Damage - 1987
Directed by: Frank Henenlotter.
Starring: Rick Herbst, Gordon Macdonald, Jennifer Lowry, Theo Barnes
"Sick, demented and truly wonderful."
Maniac Cop - 1987
Directed by: William Lustig.
Starring: Tom Atkins, Bruce Campbell, Laurene Landon, Richard Roundtree
"These people are the finest that B-movie Hollywood has to offer..."
Near Dark - 1987
Directed by: Kathryn Bigelow.
Starring: Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, Jeanette Goldstein
"They seem to forget to remove the wrapping before they eat their food."
The Stepfather - 1987
Directed by: Joseph Ruben.
Starring: Terry O'quinn, Jill Schoelen, Shelley Hack
"Typical 80s slasher stuff."
The Gate - 1987
Directed by: Tibor Takacs.
Starring: Stephen Dorff, Louis Tripp, Christa Denton
"The only thing worse than watching it, is writing about it."
Slugs - 1987
Directed by: Juan Piquar Simon.
Starring: Michael Garfield, Kim Terry, Philip Machale
"...it's a million times funnier than Plan 9 from outer space."
Robocop - 1987
Directed by: Paul Verhoeven.
Starring: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Ronny Cox, Kurtwood Smith, Daniel O'Herlihy
"Filled with comic-book violence."
Angel heart - 1987
Directed by: Alan Parker.
Starring: Mickey Rourke, Robert de Niro, Lisa Bonet, Charlotte Rampling
"Whatever happened to Micke Rourke?"
Manhunter - 1986
Directed by: Michael Mann.
Starring: William Peterson, Joan Allen, Brian Cox, Dennis Farina, Kim Greist
"The dialogue between Lekter and Graham is excellent."
Escape from hell - 1986
Directed by: Edward G. Muller.
Starring: Anthony Steffen, Ajita Wilson, Cristina Lau, Cintia Lodetti
"... the mother of all 'women in prison' movies."
Monster Shark - 1986
Directed by: "John Old Jr." (probably some dorky italian).
Starring: Michael Sopkiw, William Berger, Gianni Garko
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
Henry - Portrait of a serial killer - 1986
Directed by: John McNaughton.
Starring: Michael Rooker, Tom Towles, Tracy Arnold
"The MPAA gave it an X-rating for 'general tone'!?"
Highlander - 1986
Directed by: Russell Mulcahy.
Starring: Christopher Lambert, Roxanne Hart, Clancy Brown, Sean Connery
"Christopher Lambert; QUIT acting, you SUCK!"
Night of the creeps - 1986
Directed by: Fred Dekker.
Starring: Jason Lively, Steve Marshall, Jill Whitlow, Tom Atkins
"Mix The Blob, Revenge of the nerds and Night of the living dead, oh yeah!"
Pray for death - 1985
Directed by: Gordon Hessler.
Starring: Sho Kosugi, James Booth, Michael Constantine
"The theme song will give you nightmares galore."
Massacre in dinosaur valley - 1985
Directed by: Michele Massimo Tarantini.
Starring: Michael Sopkiw, Susan Carvell, Milton Morris
"Unfortunately boring as hell!"
At close range - 1985
Directed by: James Foley.
Starring: Sean Penn, Christopher Walken, Mary Stuart Masterson
"People don't get naked in real life, do they?"
The Stuff - 1985
Directed by: Larry Cohen.
Starring: Michael Moriarty, Paul Sorvino, Andrea Marcovicci, Garrett Morris
"High camp balances gore..."
Return of the living dead - 1985
Directed by: Dan O'Bannon.
Starring: Clu Gulager, James Karen, Thom Matthevs, Don Calfa
"George A. Romero must be proud."
Women in fury - 1985
Directed by: Michele Massimo Tarantini.
Starring: Suzane Carvalho, Rossana Ghessa, Gloria Cristal
"They don't seem to furious to me!"
Re-Animator - 1985
Directed by: Stuart Gordon.
Starring: Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, Jeffrey Combs
"Classic 80's gore stuff, funny and revolting."
Cut and run - 1984
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: Lisa Blount, Leonard Mann, Willie Aames, Richard Lynch
"Whatever happened to Valentina Forte, porn maybe?"
The new kids - 1984
Directed by: Sean S. Cunningham.
Starring: Shannon Presby, Lori Loughlin, James Spader, Eric Stoltz, Tom Atkins
"Rated R, but I have no idea why."
Ghostbusters - 1984
Directed by: Ivan Reitman.
Starring: Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis
"Swamp your brain with popcorn and satisfaction will be guaranteed."
Gremlins - 1984
Directed by: Joe Dante.
Starring: Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Hoyt Axton, Dick Miller
"This unexpected hit movie spawned many imitations and a crappy sequel."
A Nightmare on Elm street - 1984
Directed by: Wes Craven.
Starring: John Saxon, Ronee Blakley, Heather Langenkamp, Johnny Depp
"Too bad it suffers from a really dumb ending."
Videodrome - 1983
Directed by: David Cronenberg.
Starring: James Woods, Deborah Harry, Sonja Smits
"Cronenberg always deliver the goods..."
Scarface - 1983
Directed by: Brian de Palma.
Starring: Al Pacino, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert Loggia, Steven Bauer
"Fuck "scent of a woman", this is Al's oscar!"
Sleepaway camp - 1983
Directed by: Robert Hiltzik.
Starring: Mike Kellin, Katherine Kamhi, Paul DeAngelo, Jonathan Tierston
"Pornstars gets to sign autographs, this sorry bunch don't!"
Revenge of the ninja - 1983
Directed by: Sam Firstenberg.
Starring: Sho Kosugi, Arthur Roberts, Ashley Ferrare, Mario Gallo
"You'll O.D, on dullness..."
Cujo - 1983
Directed by: Lewis Teague.
Starring: Dee Wallace, Daniel Hugh-Kelly, Danny Pintauro, Ed Lauter
"It's a St. Bernard for christ sakes. What's next, a FUCKING poodle?"
Rats - Night of terror - 1983
Directed by: Bruno Mattei.
Starring: Richard Raymon, Janna Ryan, Alex McBride
"I'll give anybody who has the balls to release this pile of doo-doo massive respect!"
Bad boys - 1983
Directed by: Rick Rosenthal.
Starring: Sean Penn, Ally Sheedy, Esai Morales, Reni Santoni
"This is not the Brat pack, that's for sure."
Blade Runner - 1982
Directed by: Ridley Scott.
Starring: Harrison Ford, Sean Young, Rutger Hauer, Darryl Hannah
"...this moody and dark detective thriller is a true masterpiece..."
Invasion of the flesh hunters - 1982
Directed by: Anthony M. Dawson.
Starring: John Saxon, Elisabeth Turner, John Morghen
"Holy shit, these actors stink."
The New York ripper - 1982
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Jack Hedley, Almanta Keller, Howard Ross, Alessandra Delli Colli
"...no one in his cast could pass a basic acting class."
Basket case - 1982
Directed by: Frank Henenlotter.
Starring: Kevin VanHentenryck, Terri Susan Smith, Beverly Bonner
"Major talents that have later moved on to become huge stars, yeah right!"
The Evil Dead - 1982
Directed by: Sam Raimi.
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, Betsy Baker, Hal Delrich
"A perfect nam-a-rama for true horror fans."
The Road Warrior - 1982
Directed by: George Miller.
Starring: Mel Gibson, Bruce Spence, Vernon Wells, Emil Minty
"...surpasses the original in brilliance as well as sheer intensity."
First blood - 1981
Directed by: Ted Kotcheff.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brian Dennehy, Richard Crenna, David Caruso
"Crenna is so lousy in this film that you almost forget to be annoyed by Sly."
Zombie Flesheaters - 1981
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Tisa Farrow, Ian Mcculloch
"Nasty, immoral, violent, shocking and alltogether good clean fun."
The Beyond - 1981
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Katherine MacColl, David Warbeck, Sarah Keller
"...definitely Lucio Fulci's masterpiece..."
The Howling - 1981
Directed by: Joe Dante.
Starring: Dee Wallace Stone, Patrick Macnee, Dennis Dugan
"These creatures hunger for more than pizza!"
Ms. 45 - 1981
Directed by: Abel Ferrara.
Starring: Zoe Tamerlis, Steve Singer, Darlene Stuto, Bogey, Albert Zinkys
"...Zoe Tamerlis delivers the sleaziest performance of a lifetime..."
Nighthawks - 1981
Directed by: Bruce Malmuth.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Rutger Hauer, Billy Dee Williams, Lindsey Wagner
"Hey Bruce, shaving your beard does not mean having plastic surgery."
Raiders of the lost Ark - 1981
Directed by: Steven Spielberg.
Starring: Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Paul Freeman, Ronald Lacey
"Basically the role Harrison Ford was born to play."
Escape from New York - 1981
Directed by: John Carpenter.
Starring: Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Isaac Hayes, Donald Pleasance
"Can't believe this guy made Christine!"
Cannibal Ferox - 1981
Directed by: Umberto Lenzi.
Starring: John Morghen, Lorainne de Selle, Brian Redford
"Well, whaddayknow! This seems to upset a bunch of natives..."
Maniac - 1980
Directed by: William Lustig.
Starring: Joe Spinell, Caroline Munro
"For extremely strong stomachs only!"
The Gates of hell - 1980
Directed by: Lucio Fulci.
Starring: Christopher George, Katherine Maccoll, Robert Sampson, Janet Agren
"The hardest working bunch of no-talents from the early 80's."
The Exterminator - 1980
Directed by: James Glickenhaus.
Starring: Robert Ginty, Steve James, Christopher George, Samantha Eggar
"OK. I cheated, I had my eyelids stapled to my forehead."
House on the edge of the park - 1980
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: David Hess, Christian Borromeo, Annie Bell, John Morghen
"Some people are lacking the moral fiber!"
Raging Bull - 1980
Directed by: Martin Scorsese.
Starring: Robert de Niro, Joe Pesci, Cathy Moriarty, Frank Vincent
"This movie has more atmosphere than Jupiter."
Dr. Butcher M.D. - 1980
Directed by: Frank Martin.
Starring: Ian McCulloch, Alexandra Cole, Donald O'Brien, Peter O'Neal
"Leftovers from the Lucio Fulci school of no-talent!"
Eaten alive - 1980
Directed by: Umberto Lenzi.
Starring: Robert Kerman, Janet Agren, Me Me Lai
"Umberto Lenzi must be one sick fucker."
The Burning - 1980
Directed by: Tony Maylem.
Starring: Holly Hunter, Brian Mathews, Leah Ayers, Jason Alexander
"Lotsa familier faces, does George Costanza ring a bell?"
Apocalypse now redux - 1979/2001
Directed by: Francis Ford Coppola.
Starring: Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall, Martin Sheen, Dennis Hopper
"I actually thought it was pretty long before!"
The Warriors - 1979
Directed by: Walter Hill.
Starring: Michael Beck, James Remar, David Patrick Kelly
"David Patrick Kelly is as usual a psycho weasel."
Cannibal Holocaust - 1979
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: Robert Kerman, Francesca Ciardi, Perry Pirkanen
"You'd have to have a mind like a fatal car crash not to be disturbed by this."
Alien - 1979
Directed by: Ridley Scott.
Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, Harry Dean Stanton, Yaphet Kotto, John Hurt, Ian Holm, Veronica Cartwright
"Clever, Ridley, very clever..."
Halloween - 1978
Directed by: John Carpenter.
Starring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Nancy Loomis, P. J. Soles
"...let's face it; you'll cheer the bad guy."
Dawn of the dead, director's cut - 1978
Directed by: George A. Romero.
Starring: David Emge, Ken Foree, Gaylen Ross
"They're dead, you freak!"
I spit on your grave - 1978
Directed by: Meir Zarchi.
Starring: Camille Keaton, Eron Tabor, Richard Pace
"...leave this piece of filth alone, I wish I had."
Piranha - 1978
Directed by: Joe Dante.
Starring: Bradford Dillman, Heather Menzies, Kevin McCarthy, Keenan Wynn, Barbara Steele
"...this one is not just another Jaws rip-off."
Game of Death - 1978
Directed by: Robert Clouse.
Starring: Bruce Lee, Gig Young, Dean Jagger, Colleen Camp
"They actually superimpose a still of Bruce Lee's face over the double's."
Superman - The Movie - 1978
Directed by: Richard Donner.
Starring: Marlon Brando, Gene Hackman, Christopher Reeve, Margot Kidder
"What a waste of X-ray vision!"
The Toolbox murders - 1978
Directed by: Dennis Donnelly.
Starring: Cameron Mitchell, Pamelyn Ferdin, Wesley Eure, Aneta Corsaut
"...they do their best, and that is obviously not much."
The Hills have eyes - 1977
Directed by: Wes Craven.
Starring: Susan Lanier, Robert Houston, Martin Speer, Dee Wallace Stone
"Susan Lanier screams herself through 90 minutes worth of film. What an effort!"
Tentacles - 1977
Directed by: Oliver Hellman.
Starring: John Huston, Shelley Winters, Bo Hopkins, Henry Fonda
"A giant mop dressed as an octopus..."
The Deep - 1977
Directed by: Peter Yates.
Starring: Robert Shaw, Jacqueline Bisset, Nick Nolte, Louis Gossett, Eli Wallach
"...a better than average suspense theme that chugs nicely along."
Empire of the ants - 1977
Directed by: Bert I. Gordon.
Starring: Joan Collins, Robert Lansing, John David Carson, Robert Pine
"Anyone who releases a movie this bad with a straight face is cool in my book."
Kingdom of the spiders - 1977
Directed by: John Cardos.
Starring: William Shatner, Tiffany Bolling, Woody Strode, David McLean
"Captain Kirk is actually not that bad."
Jungle Holocaust - 1977
Directed by: Ruggero Deodato.
Starring: Massimo Foschi, Me Me Lai, Ivan Rassimov
"How often do you get to see primitive natives with breast implants."
The Gauntlet - 1977
Directed by: Clint Eastwood.
Starring: Clint Eastwood, Sondra Locke, Pat Hingle
"Oh! Clint baby, can I show my breasts in your movie..."
Slap shot - 1977
Directed by: George Roy Hill.
Starring: Paul Newman, Michael Ontkean, Lindsay Crouse, Jennifer Warren
"...come on people, this ain't golf."
Squirm - 1976
Directed by: Jeff Lieberman.
Starring: Don Scardino, Patricia Pearcy, R.A. Dow
"Nothing like bringing the kids to see a good old fashioned flesh-eating worms flick."
Drive-in massacre - 1976
Directed by: Stuart Segall.
Starring: Jake Barnes, Adam Lawrence, Douglas Gudbye
"Cool title, cool artwork, cool opening, crummy movie."
Supervixens - 1975
Directed by: Russ Meyer.
Starring: Uschi Digart, Shari Eubank, Christy Harbug
"These women where not hand-picked for their acting skills."
The Black gestapo - 1975
Directed by: Lee Frost.
Starring: Rod Perry, Charles P. Robinson, Dona Desmond
"Extremely violent blaxploitation flick!"
Switchblade sisters - 1975
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Robbie Lee, Joanne Nail, Asher Brauner, Kitty Bruce
"These chicks can over-act and out-sleaze anyone, anywhere, anytime."
Caged heat - 1974
Directed by: Jonathan Demme.
Starring: Juanita Brown, Roberta Collins, Erica Gavin, Barbara Steele, other naked women
"...so why would we crave for violence. We can't have it all"
The taking of Pelham 1-2-3 - 1974
Directed by: Joseph Sargent.
Starring: Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw, Martin Balsam, Hector Elizondo, Jerry Stiller
"... inspired Tarantino for his masterpiece "Reservoir dogs"..."
Northville cemetary massacre - 1974
Directed by: William Dear, Thomas L. Dyke.
Starring: David Hyry, Jan Sisk, Carson Jackson
"Well, what can I say; they die really well."
Truck Turner - 1974
Directed by: Jonathan Kaplan.
Starring: Isaac Hayes, Yaphet Kotto, Alan Weeks, Annazette Chase
"Isaac Hayes is the perfect grindhouse hero."
Chinatown - 1974
Directed by: Roman Polanski.
Starring: Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, John Huston, Burt Young
"...this brilliant and complex thriller set in 30s LA is one of the best of the 70s."
Dolemite - 1974
Directed by: D'Urville Martin.
Starring: Rudy Ray Moore, D'Urville Martin, Jerry Jones, lady Reed
"It must have been a real bitch trying to find someone as fat as Rudy."
The Texas chainsaw massacre - 1974
Directed by: Tobe Hooper.
Starring: Marilyn Burns, Allen Danzinger, Gunnar Hansen
"Marilyn Burns screams for 73 minutes, now that's an effort..."
Death Wish - 1974
Directed by: Michael Winner.
Starring: Charles Bronson, Vincent Gardenia, William Redfield, Hope Lange
"... it made a star out of Charles Bronson, now that's an effort."
Foxy Brown - 1974
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Pam Grier, Terry Carter, Kathryne Loder, Harry Holcombe
"She's brown sugar and spice..."
Serpico - 1973
Directed by: Sidney Lumet.
Starring: Al Pacino, John Randolph, Jack Kehoe, Biff McGuire, Barbara Eda-Young, Cornelia Sharpe
"Al Pacino was the man in the 70's, no fucking doubt about it."
Coffy - 1973
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Pam Grier, Booker Bradshaw, Allan Arbus, Sid Haig
"Jack Hill has got a penchant for female blouses falling open..."
The Mack - 1973
Directed by: Michael Campus.
Starring: Max Julien, Richard Pryor, Roger E. Mosley, Don Gordon
"The entire cast looks completely stoned!"
Last house on dead end street - 1973
Directed by: Roger Watkins.
Starring: Roger Watkins, Richard Mailer
"Numb & braindead to the core!"
The Exorcist - 1973
Directed by: William Friedkin.
Starring: Ellen Burstyn, Jason Miller, Max Von Sydow, Linda Blair
"...maybe not the scariest film of all time, but still highly involving."
Cleopatra Jones - 1973
Directed by: Jack Starrett.
Starring: Tamara Dobson, Bernie Casey, Shelley Winters
"...with an afro the size of a weather balloon..."
Enter the Dragon - 1973
Directed by: Robert Clouse.
Starring: Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly
"... this is the sound I wanna hear when I'm walking down the street."
Black Caesar - 1973
Directed by: Larry Cohen.
Starring: Fred Williamson, Minnie Gentry
"...this is the mother of all blaxploitation flicks..."
Slaughter's big rip-off - 1973
Directed by: Gordon Douglas.
Starring: Jim Brown, Ed McMahon, Don Stroud, Gloria Hendry
"...no woman can resist taking their top off in the presence of good 'ole Jimbo."
The Getaway - 1972
Directed by: Sam Peckinpah.
Starring: Steve McQueen, Ali Mcgraw, Ben Johnson, Al Lettieri, Bo Hopkins
"...McQueen is the coolest movie star ever, don't let anybody tell you any different."
Slaughter - 1972
Directed by: Jack Starrett.
Starring: Jim Brown, Stella Stevens, Rip Torn, Don Gordon
"...it gets right down to the ass-kickin’ and bitch-slappin’."
Way of the dragon - 1972
Directed by: Bruce Lee.
Starring: Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Nora Miao
"Watching Chuck Norris take a beating is priceless."
The Godfather - 1972
Directed by: Francis Ford Coppola.
Starring: Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Diane Keaton, James Caan, Robert Duvall, Talia Shire
"Godfather is a movie without flaws."
Deliverance - 1972
Directed by: John Boorman.
Starring: Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Ronny Cox
"...the rape scene was later copied by Tarantino in Pulp Fiction"
Last house on the left - 1972
Directed by: Wes Craven.
Starring: Sandra Cassel, Lucy Grantham, David Hess, Fred J. Lincoln
"It must take a lot off skills to be this nasty."
Superfly - 1972
Directed by: Gordon Parks, Jr..
Starring: Ron O'Neal, Carl Lee, Julius W.Harris, Sheila Frazier
"Streetwise, powerful and wonderfully pimpadelic."
The Big bird cage - 1972
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Pam Grier, Anitra Ford, Candice Roman, Sid Haig
"Pam Grier saves the day!"
Big doll house - 1971
Directed by: Jack Hill.
Starring: Judy Brown, Roberta Collins, Pam Grier, Sid Haig
"The big question is not how they perform, it's WHY they perform?"
The French connection - 1971
Directed by: William Friedkin.
Starring: Gene Hackman, Fernando Rey, Roy Scheider
"Even a lushed out cop manages to score once in awhile, thank God!"
Dirty Harry - 1971
Directed by: Don Siegel.
Starring: Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino, Reni Santoni, Andrew Robinson
"Stripping the genre of any pretence at moralising..."
Women in cages - 1971
Directed by: Gerry De Leon.
Starring: Judy Brown, Roberta Collins, Jennifer Gan, Pam Grier
"Requested investigation..."
Straw dogs - 1971
Directed by: Sam Peckinpah.
Starring: Dustin Hoffman, Susan George, Peter Vaughan, T.P. McKenna
"After 'The Graduate' this is definitely Hoffman's career highpoint..."
Cotton comes to Harlem - 1970
Directed by: Ossie Davis.
Starring: Godfrey Cambridge, Raymond St. Jacques, Calvin Lockhart
"Can you believe the world has never heard of these guys!"
The Green slime - 1968
Directed by: Kinji Fukasaku.
Starring: Robert Horton, Richard Jaeckel, Luciana Paluzzi
"...it's basically like visiting an old friend."
Bullitt - 1968
Directed by: Peter Yates.
Starring: Steve McQueen, Jacqueline Bisset
"...reknowned for it's now legendary car chase..."
Barbarella - 1968
Directed by: Roger Vadim.
Starring: Jane Fonda, John Philip Law, David Hemmings
"All the dogs in the world unite, and pee on Roger Vadim's leg."
The Graduate - 1967
Directed by: Mike Nichols.
Starring: Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, Kathrine Ross, William Daniels
"Love that car, Hoffman. Love it..."
Modesty Blaise - 1966
Directed by: Joseph Losey.
Starring: Monica Vitti, Terence Stamp, Dirk Bogarde
"Requested investigation..."
Goldfinger - 1964
Directed by: Guy Hamilton.
Starring: Sean Connery, Gert Frobe, Honor Blackman, Shirley Eaton
"Sets the standards for the rest of them."
A fistful of dollars - 1964
Directed by: Sergio Leone.
Starring: Clint Eastwood, Gian Maria Volanté, Marianne Koch
"A timeless classic!"
