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Along came a spider
(2001)
Director: Lee Tamahori
Starring: Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter, Michael Wincott, Penelope Ann Miller
our comment. "it will teach you what not to do if you decide to kidnap a senator's daughter"
After the harrowing death of his partner, detective and best-selling author Alex Cross has retreated to the peace of retirement. But when a brilliant criminal kidnaps a senator's young daughter, Alex is lured back into action. Teamed with the Secret Service agent assigned to protect the missing girl, Alex follows a serpentine trail of clues that leads him to a stunning discovery - meaning that the person who is least likely to be the bad guy is surprise, surprise the bad guy.

If nothing else at least it will teach you what not to do if you decide to kidnap a senator's daughter. Still it was better than Hannibal!

Investigation finished: 2001-09-24

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Story: 2/10 - A prequel to Kiss the girls, let me state for the record that I hope this will be the last.

Acting: 5/10 - Solid acting, but casting Monica Potter as a Secret Service agent is as insulting to people's intelligence as casting Roseanne Barr as a porn star.

Violence: 2/10 - slightly absent!

Nudity: 0/10 - All together absent!

Coolness: 2/10 - I betcha that spider was pretty pissed off having his name attached to this drivel.

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