An ancient legacy of terror is unleashed when the accursed mummy, Imhotep is resurrected along with a force even more powerful: The Scorpion King. Imhotep's plan is to kill The Scorpion King and gain control of his mighty undead army, and thereby rule the world. Now, as the fate of all mankind hangs in the balance, Rick O'Connell and his wife Evie embark on a daring, desperate race to save the world from unspeakable evil.

Finally a sequel that is better than the original, the only problem is that the original was as much fun as having your teeth flossed with barb-wire. This time we'll settle for guitar strings.

Investigation finished: 2001-09-26

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Story: 0/10 - Underneath all the special effects, there's actually......nothing.

Acting: 1/10 - The always talented Brendan Fraser does it again, blah!

Violence: 0/10 - No, you earn more money if it's PG rated, gotta keep those sequels a-coming.

Nudity: 0/10 - A nude mummy doesn't really do it for me, sorry.

Coolness: 0/10 - It was really cool that it only lasted 2 hours and 10 bleedin' minutes. Fuck a duck!

F/X: 7/10 - The effects are good, but that scorpion with The Rock's face on it was just laughable.

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