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Lara Croft: Tomb raider
(2001)
Director: Simon West
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, Daniel Craig
our comment. "This is what you'll notice: breasts, lips, breasts, lips and breasts"
Exploring lost empires, finding priceless treasures, punishing villains in mortal combat... it's all in a day's work for adventurer Lara Croft. But a secret from her father's past(hidden in a secret room in her own house!?) is about to lead Lara to her greatest challenge: The Triangle of Light, a legendary artifact with the power to alter space and time. Lara must find the Triangle before it falls into the clutches of the Illuminati, a secret society bent on world domination. To stop the Illuminati, Lara will have to survive a cross-continental chase filled with a lot of running, jumping and... ehh showering!?

That is the basic story, but this is what you'll notice: breasts, lips, breasts, lips and breasts (not particularly in that order).

Investigation finished: 2001-10-30

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Story: 0/10 - It's based on a video game for christ sakes.

Acting: 2/10 - Hmmm big boobs and an english accent, oh my god it's fucking Lara!

Violence: 1/10 - Nope, but at least it didn't leave me with sore thumbs.

Nudity: 0/10 - Sexual tension does not make up for it, o.k. Simon!

Coolness: 0/10 - Has the same vaccuous depth as a Baywatch episode.

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