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A knight's tale
(2001)
Director: Brian Helgeland
Starring: Heath Ledger, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell
our comment. "Keanu Reeves could probably do all the parts blindfolded"
Heath Ledger (who!) is William Thatcher, a peasant squire who breaks all the rules when he passes himself off as a nobleman and takes the jousting world by storm. The only thing that stands between William and his dream of becoming the world champion of the extremest of sports is the bad boy of the sport Count Adhemar.

At last, a stylish and action-packed adventure about 14th century jousting. All right, It's a load of donkey turd!

Investigation finished: 2001-11-06

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Story: 0/10 - I really tried finding one but all there seem to be is a cheesy love story, blah!

Acting: 2/10 - Not much acting to judge them by, Keanu Reeves could probably do all the parts blindfolded.

Violence: 0/10 - Noooo, you can't exclude the 14 year old girls!

Nudity: 0/10 - See above!

Coolness: 0/10 - That rock music thing didn't really work, it just sounded stupid.

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