This "adventure" starts when paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant (who has a tremendous ammount of bad luck) agrees to accompany a wealthy adventurer and his wife on an aerial tour of Isla Sorna, InGen's former breeding ground for prehistoric creatures. But when they're terrifyingly stranded, this bunch of losers who obvoiusly know nothing about survival (they may as well have stripped themselves naked, poured fresh cow blood over themselves and handed the dinosaurs a knife and fork) discover that the island's native inhabitatnts are smarter, faster, fiercer and more brutal than they ever imagined.

Much of the time you'll end up kicking at the edge of the screen and wondering just how this could ever have been put into the box and thrown onto shelves nationwide as a real movie.

Investigation finished: 2002-01-12

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Story: 0/10 - Almost total inability to be a remotely worth-while movie.

Acting: 2/10 - They all swing from dull to annoying.

Violence: 1/10 - The lamest bunch of dinosaurs I've ever seen

Nudity: 0/10 - Nope!

Coolness: 0/10 - You'll be sorely disappointed and probably decide to go out and hunt wasps with a hammer.

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