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Kiss of the Dragon
(2001)
Director: Chris Nahon
Starring: Jet Li, Bridget Fonda, Tcheky Karyo
our comment. "Jet Li, you're entering Steven Seagal land."
China's top secret agent is sent to Paris to carry out a top-secret mission(so that's what secret agents do) only to encounter government espionage at the highest level. Falsely accused of murder, he must team up with a seductive call girl to save himself and her.

This is not a movie, it's a Nazi experiment to see how much it takes for a human head to pop.

Investigation finished: 2002-01-17

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Story: 0/10 - Ah, so the Kiss of the dragon will actually put you in a coma-like state, well it worked on me.

Acting: 1/10 - It's about time to re-consider Jet Li's green card.

Violence: 5/10 - Jet Li gets to kill every motherfucker in Paris

Nudity: 0/10 - So near, but so far.

Coolness: 0/10 - Jet Li, you're entering Steven Seagal land.

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