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The Glass house
(2001)
Director: Daniel Sackheim
Starring: Leelee Sobieski, Diane Lane, Stellan Skarsgård, Bruce Dern
our comment. "I didn't wanna see it, and when I did I wish I hadn't"
When Ruby and Rhett's parents are killed in a car accident, their carefree teenage lives are suddenly shattered. Moving to an incredible house in Malibu with the Glasses, old friends of the family, seems to be the beginning of a new life for them. But Ruby soon stumbles upon information that leads her to suspect that her new legal guardians might somehow be responsible for her parents' deaths. Now she finds herself all alone in a duel of wits with the ruthless and terrifying couple - and she's the only thing standing between them and her million inheritance.

This movie is _____. Fill in the blank, here are the alternatives to choose from; sewage, crap, cow-dung or pile of shit.

Investigation finished: 2002-02-17

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Story: 0/10 - All of history's greatest dickwads working with history's biggest pile of untreated sewage couldn't come up with a sillier plot.

Acting: 2/10 - I don't need any more proof to say that Diane Lane should've chosen a different career path.

Violence: 0/10 - Oh! how we love those teen horror flicks.

Nudity: 0/10 - You're more likely to see some skin in Alaska.

Coolness: 0/10 - I didn't wanna see it, and when I did I wish I hadn't.

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