The One stars martial arts expert Jet Li in a dual role as a police officer in a fight for his life and a universe-hopping assassin obsessed with terminating it. Confused? It seems that there are parallel universes, and Jet Li has escaped his own universe and is roaming around in other universes to kill other Jet Li's. Nice, real nice.

Strictly for slow-mo sci-fi wankers who simply cannot wait for the next Matrix installment.

Investigation finished: 2002-03-03

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Story: 0/10 - Made for geeks by even bigger geeks.

Acting: 0/10 - Stathams American is almost as bad as Li's English, but then again their dialogue would be bad in any language.

Violence: 0/10 - Of course not, nobody over the age of 14 will ever swallow this crap.

Nudity: 0/10 - It has the same formula as your average porn flick, one beautiful woman and three ugly motherfuckers.

Coolness: 0/10 - There's only one acceptable word following the sentence "I thought The One was great fun", and that is; GOODBYE!

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