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Rats - Night of terror
aka Ratti: Notte di terrore (1983)
Director: Bruno Mattei
Starring: Richard Raymon, Janna Ryan, Alex McBride
our comment. "I'll give anybody who has the balls to release this pile of doo-doo massive respect!"
In the year 225 A.B. (that's after the bomb for those of you with a life), a group of post-apocalyptic bikers discover an abandoned research laboratory filled with food, water...and thousands of rats. But these are no ordinary vermin; these are super-intelligent mutant rodents with a ravenous appetite for human flesh (they actually look like thousands of painted guinea pigs, and they're not really that scary). Can a bunch of heavily armed but not -too-bright scavengers survive a night of terror against the most hungry and horrific predators on earth? I hope not!

A hilarious Italian shocker that must be seen to be believed.

Investigation finished: 2002-07-03

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Story: 4/10 - I'll give anybody who has the balls to release this pile of doo-doo massive respect, but hey that's me!

Acting: 0/10 - Holy badness Batman, this is bottom-of-the-barrel dialogue!

Violence: 5/10 - In a movie as bad as this I must say i expected more gore.....

Nudity: 3/10 - .......nudity!

Coolness: 8/10 - If you think it's cool to laugh your ass off at the expense of a totally inept movie, then YES!

F/X: 0/10 - The ending is so cheaply made it's scary!

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