This is the movie that pissed off the Brits, actually they should be thrilled because this is one fucking boring movie. Harvey Keitel, show us that pay-check because you've got some explaining to do.
Well, the story is about a bunch of american submariners disguised as german submariners under World War 2. They're after a decipher code box gizmo thing (who cares anyway), so they can save Europe from speaking german and drinking beer out of buckets. Luckily for us this quest doesn't go smoothly, they encounter a whole lot of scary and nerve-chilling action along the way.
Investigation finished: 2000-11-29
Story: 1/10 - It's basically about a huge box in search of a small box.
Acting: 3/10 - Keitel is in it for the money, Paxton dies after abot 30 min., so we're stuck with with what's his name. Schucks!
Violence: 2/10 - Not before I fell asleep.
Nudity: 0/10 - Not even male, for those who enjoy that.
Coolness: 0/10 - Nope, they don't even try.
Skid-marks: 10/10 - Just kidding, a submarine chase is not quite the same.
...a litle something from our surveilance?
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