A man and his girlfriend is brutally attacked by a pack of ruthless assassins (why is obviously not important since it is never explained). This gentleman is a (hold your breath) vitnam vet, and we all know what vietnam vets do. They collect all of their former vietnam war buddies of course, each one of them introduced with a different fight scene, taking up the first hour of the movie. Actually the movie should have been called Collecting the Kill squad, but anyway these guys are on a deadly mission to seek revenge…to get more than even for the brutal attack on their squad leader, if you're still awake that is.

I can't believe anyone taking this film seriously, or even worse actually liking it. But if your fast forward button isn't broken it has some cheap laughs and a surprise twist that will blow you away!(sure….)

Investigation finished: 2000-12-20

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Story: 0/10 - You'll hurt your head from slapping your forehead, and break your tv from throwing empty beer bottles at it.

Acting: 0/10 - Is it bad acting when there's no script? Anyway I didn't laugh with them, I laughed at them.

Violence: 6/10 - Prepare for the most tacky fight scenes ever glued to a filmroll, and one guy shots his own foot off with a shotgun.

Nudity: 6/10 - The first movie to introduce the breastcam, without an ounce of shame the director zooms in on a womans breasts while she's talking to one of the main characters. Very sleazy.

Coolness: 7/10 - In these ironic ages, sure...

Skid-marks: 1/10 - The word budget springs to mind, and this film has no.

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