An asteroid is on a collision course with earth and Jack Rankin must blast it out of the universe. Following the seeming success of their mission, Rankin and his men discover a green substance, brought back from the asteroid's surface, wich feeds on electricity till it grows into a horrific killing machine (How the actors kept a straight face thru this is beyond me, probably the silliest costumes ever). If this isn't trouble enough, zapping the thing with lasers simply splatters it's green blood spawning hundreds more of the havoc-wreaking beasties.

In the meantime the actors run around like clueless idiots with tacky clothes delivering some of movie histories stupidest lines. Filled with Lego miniatures and space ships with strange wires holding them up. High camp makes this truly funny if you have a taste for the tasteless.

Investigation finished: 2001-02-25

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Story: 3/10 - Every exploitation cliché is here, it's basically like visiting an old friend.

Acting: 0/10 - Holy crap, they really suck bigtime, I bet the actors (ahem) felt like total jack asses after they saw the finished product.

Violence: 3/10 - A lot of green ooze but unfortunately these dorks don't die horrible deaths, sigh!

Nudity: 0/10 - 1968, flower power and sexual liberation, but not in this film tho, it's way to serious for that.

Coolness: 7/10 - This is a very laughable mess, amazing in it's total badness. A million times cooler than "Independence day", honestly! The title song will have you chukling like a hyena.

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