A band of Ninjas slaughter the family of Cho Osaki who-a Ninja himself-single handedly destroys the deadly marauders. Hoping to escape his bloody past, Cho flees Tokyo in the hopes of building a new life in L.A.
But he unwittingly becomes the pawn of a drug trafficker, Braden, who is secretly an American Ninja-and all around bad guy. After a bunch of meaningless fights with whoever gets in their way, it's time for the two antagonists to battle it out for the bloody finale.
This film is so stupid and unbelievable that I don't know where to start, just avoid this piece of shit like the black plague.
Investigation finished: 2001-03-15
Story: 2/10 - Two ninjas in black pyjamas decide to kill every motherfucker in sight and when there's no one left, they go after... you guessed it eachother.
Acting: 0/10 - Yeah! sure, especially Sho kosugi's real life son Kane is excellent, a real talent for being an annoying little brat.
Violence: 6/10 - Has it's fair share of grimness, but pretty routine stuff!
Nudity: 6/10 - Sam Firstenberg is kind enough to treat us with some meaningless and gracefull nudity, thanks Sam.
Coolness: 0/10 - Boooooooring! You'll O.D. on dullness, but you'll laugh your ass off when Kosugi climbs a building like fucking spider-man with claws on his hands and feet. How the cameraman managed to keep the camera focused while laughing is beyond me.
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