The year is 2020, zzzzzzzz, the first manned mission to Mars lands safely on the angry red planet. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. The martian landscape uncovers a bizarre and shocking secret that leads to a mysterious disaster, where several crewmembers are killed ( these are the only remotely interesting minutes of the film). Zzzzzzzzzz, Nasa decide to launch a Mars rescue mission (good thinking, I was worried for a minute there that they didn't care). Back to sleep, and if your lucky you won't wake up before the movie is over (unfortunately I did).
Just my luck!
Investigation finished: 2001-01-08
Story: 3/10 - Basically an over-water version of "The Abyss". Over-sentimental and boring as hell.
Acting: 5/10 - The actors are great, just too bad they don't have shit to work with. Did anybody actually think that this movie could turn out good?
Violence: 0/10 - Nope!
Nudity: 0/10 - Nope! (...and just when you need it the most)
Coolness: 0/10 - Nope!
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