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Charlie's Angels
(2000)
Director: McG
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray
our comment. "This is the pits..."
Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu stars as the crime-fighting trio who are masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts (yeah right!). When a devious mastermind embroils them in a plot to destroy individual privacy, the Angels are on the spot with their tiny brains, annoying brawn and pathetic high-tech toys.

Not for one minute do you believe that this vacuumhead trio knows anything about martial arts or anything else for that matter. "Spice world" had more depth than this, blah!

Investigation finished: 2001-05-08

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Story: 0/10 - Filmed like a music video, this piece of shit doesn't have anything going for it.

Acting: 0/10 - Oh god, these women are annoying, and Bill Murray's career is obviously at an all time low.

Violence: 0/10 - Sharing the same audience as a Britney Spears record.

Nudity: 0/10 - Oh no, these women are independent and smart, they wouldn't degrade themselves by taking their top off.

Coolness: 0/10 - This is the pits, it doesn't get any worse than this. And what kind of a stupid ass name is McG anyway, Mcwaytoofuckingbigego is more appropriate.

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