Sandra Bullock stars as a Federal Agent posing as a pageant contestant in order to ferret out a terrorist targeting the event. Throw in a pathetic love story and a dozen imbecil jokes, and your half-way there. I actually don't know how it ended, because I couldn't bring myself to finish it... oh! yes it is THAT bad.

Warning: Miss Congeniality will actually make your brain dissolve, burn all copies that you come across.

Investigation finished: 2001-05-08

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Story: 0/10 - This movie will turn your brain into a rotting chunk of broccoli. At least it's not sexist, it manages to insult both genders.

Acting: 0/10 - More like Miss Annoying if you ask me.

Violence: 0/10 - You'll have open sores on your thumb from all the fast-forwarding.

Nudity: 0/10 - No... God I hate this movie.

Coolness: 0/10 - I'd rather have my brain sucked out by giant cockroaches, than watch this piece of crap again.

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