Someone is killing of the students at Alpine University (the best movie university in America) - could it be the arrogant director of photography or maybe the hot shot director who killed himself and suddenly shows up as his twin brother (!?). Sounds confusing, well it's not, we all know it's the professor because he's played by Hart Bochner and he's the only one we have ever seen in anything else. But not knowing if it's the real movie or just a movie being made within the movie (phew!) is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy frightening, yeah sure!

If you like movies stay away from this piece of shit, or even better go to your local video store and burn it in front of the clerk.

Investigation finished: 2001-05-10

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Story: 0/10 - This is a total insult to the genre, in fact it's a total insult to... well basically anything!

Acting: 0/10 - Like one character puts it "this kind of acting would be wretched in a porno film" Indeed it would!

Violence: 1/10 - No gore, no sex, no fun, no hope!

Nudity: 1/10 - See above.

Coolness: 0/10 - Throwing in a Pam Grier reference does not make you Quentin Tarantino.

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