The Blair witch legend has made the little town of Burkitsville a popular place (meaning a bunch of no good American teens get to dress up as Marilyn Manson and act weird). Five teens who are obsessed with the legend go out into the Black Hills forest to sleep over in the ruins of an old house where seven kids once got murdered. When they awake the next day they don't remember anything and before long bizarre things start to happen. Then comes a lot of boring stuff that nobody with even the slightest amount of taste gives a flying fuck about.

This is movie-making in reverse, a total embarrasement for everyone involved!

Investigation finished: 2001-05-10

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Story: 0/10 - This is the dumbest concept ever, it's so bad it's painful.

Acting: 0/10 - The biggest bunch of losers to hit the big screen, talent is obviously not needed in this stinker.

Violence: 0/10 - Hey Joe, did you think you were gonna scare us with this shit, the first one wasn't even that good.

Nudity: 1/10 - Russ Meyer would turn away in shame.

Coolness: 0/10 - Actually the excact opposite, even worse than "From dusk till dawn 3" and that's bad folks.

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