Tom Hanks stars as Chuck Noland, a FedEx systems engineer whose ruled-by-the-clock existence abruptly ends when a harrowing plane crash leaves him isolated on a remote island. As Chuck struggles to survive, he finds that his own personal journey has only just begun.....and this is where our nightmare begins!

I can't even begin to explain how painfully boring this film is, what the HELL is wrong with you Zemeckis, why the FUCK would you want to make this movie and even worse why the FUCK did you decide to force it upon us.

Investigation finished: 2001-06-13

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Story: 0/10 - I would take Survivor over this film any day, and I really hate that show.

Acting: 0/10 - Well, you certainly managed to portray the world's most boring guy. Good work, Tom.

Violence: 0/10 - If you make a movie about a remote island, the least you could do is throw in some flesh-eating zombies...

Nudity: 0/10 - ...and some scantily clad females.

Coolness: 0/10 - Just when you've managed to forget Forrest Gump, Bob and Tom are at it again. God help us!

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