Dolemite, a bad-ass club owner who usually talks in rhyme is set up by his evil, drug-dealing rival Willie Green.
He gets out with the help of whorehouse madam Queen Bee and recruits an all-ho Kung-Fu army to seek revenge and clear his name.
Rudy's fight double is so obvious it's painful to watch (It must have been a real bitch trying to find someone as fat as Rudy), and you'll have a great time counting how many times the boom mike is visible, but other than that this blaxploiter is actually pretty lame.
Investigation finished: 2001-06-25
Story: 0/10 - Rudy's too dumb too come up with a story!
Acting: 0/10 - He's bad , he's fat and he IS truly incompetent!
Violence: 6/10 - Had to be cut to avoid an X-rating.
Nudity: 5/10 - Every civilized girl in the world knows that it's time to spread their legs when old Rudy comes to town, or at least he thinks so.
Coolness: 0/10 - Even the music and the clothes suck!
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