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(2000)
Director: John Frankenheimer
Starring: Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, Charlize Theron, Dennis Farina
our comment. "Ben Affleck in prison? Come on, he would be somebody's bitch within the hour!"
It is the week before Christmas and only two days to go before Rudy and Nick are released from prison. Nick is looking forward to spending a life with his pen pal Ashley and Rudy to some pecan-pie with his family. When Nick is stabbed to death, Rudy assumes the role of Nick with the beautiful Ashley. The action and deception starts when Rudy realizes that Ashley has actually double-crossed Nick and made him part of an armed Casino robbery with her psychotic brother.

This is the kind of movie you get when you have a couple of "new" stars and no story whatsoever. Throw in a shocking ending, dumb-ass dialogue and the oppurtunity to see Affleck and Theron in the nude, yippi!

Investigation finished: 2001-08-29

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Story: 0/10 - They already remade The Getaway, and that sucked big time!

Acting: 0/10 - Ben Affleck in prison? Come on, he would be somebody's bitch within the hour!

Violence: 2/10 - Nope, this is a teen-flick with guns!

Nudity: 7/10 - The greatest heist plan of all time; have your girlfriend fuck anything that moves.

Coolness: 0/10 - This is by definition anti-coolness, wear a condom on your brain when you see it!

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